May

Why Pigs are PINK In the year of 1950 before humans brought meat there was a little crew of Brown Pigs, who lived in Glen Innes. Their Big Dream was to be on live TV and be a Superstar on the Stage. They went to a place at Glen Innes called Te Oro. They found a dancing studio where they could dance and dance and dance, but they had a small problem, Their problem was that the owner of the Dance Studio said that this studio is allowed pink Pigs but they were brown pigs, they felt pretty sad so they went back home. The next morning one of the brown Pigs named Grouchy woke them up early in the morning because he found out that the famous Superstar Pink was coming to perform at Te Oro. Grouchy woke them all up and said “Hey guys that's enough sleeping in and lets go I have a brilliant idea”. Grouchy took them to a man that is also going to the Perform at Te Oro. He told them that if they wanted to perform they had to be pink pigs to be in the concert so they had a plan  . . . ...

Why Dogs Sniff Butts? In the year of 1842, before humans killed dogs, there was a gang of 32 Dogs that lived in China. They were feeling really hot so 23 dogs went to the beach, the rest went to the pools to cool of. They were having some much fun at the beach. They had a beach party, they turned up the music and made a fire, they took of their butts and jumped in the water. When they came out of the water there butts had been taken by some other dogs. So they went wandering off looking for their butts. Until this huge wave came crashing down on them and they got swept away into the ocean So did the dogs that took their butts. When they got out of the water they didn't realise that the huge wave took them to another place and do you know what that place was, it was “FIJI” They started walking and a group of girls and boys came dancing in front of them and it was pretty much like a welcoming so then they started Twerking . The president of Fiji took them to a place ...